Dating meeting
Well, first dinner finished, it is late and both of you are tired. If she also came for the meeting from the other city, it means that she has reserved room in your hotel from you. I can’t not to say about one great men mistake. I know some bad events. For example one girl came to the meeting and found that man reserved only one room for both of them. (They didn’t meet before). She took her things and never came back. And she was right, it is rude and unmoral and if you can do like this – you don’t deserve any right girl. Of course some girls can stay, but believe me, if girl who has never seen you before agreed to stay in the hotel in one room with you, she isn’t the person, who can be the mother of your children, great wife. As simply as she decided to stay with you, she will go from you. And again she will be right. Ludmila Russian girl
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”